the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Yeah, except with bombs.
How she can’t dance:
How she’s so completely oblivious to the fact that she and Grant Mickelson belong together:
How she can be 5 years old:
And then she can be 40:
How she laughs at half of her own jokes:
How weird and quirky she is:
And how she doesn’t try to act differently just because people insult her for being herself:
How excitable she is:
How she treats her band like family:
And she treats her fans like friends:
How she actually works on her own songs and doesn’t let other people do things for her:
And most importantly, how she and her music can always manage to make me feel better no matter what:
forever reblog <3
Where is that gif from of her laughing at her own joke? lol
DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT ALL OF THESE PICS ARE OF HER BEFORE SHE STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR??? I will forever be a swifty, but I really miss the old Taylor, the goofy Taylor. Just my opinion.
white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian
straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys
Everyone likes chicks. Am I right or am I right?
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
But the song is about the fluff! Without the fluff, there is no point.