fuelingit: alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars: ...
ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Yeah, except with bombs.
What I love about Taylor Swift: →
ohsoswiftly: loveisforeverfearless: youbelievedineverything: How she can’t dance: How she’s so completely oblivious to the fact that she and Grant Mickelson belong together: How she can be 5 years old: And then she can be 40: How she laughs at half of her own jokes: How weird and quirky she is: And how she doesn’t try to act differently just because people insult her for...
jennifer-jareau: white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys Everyone likes chicks. Am I right or am I right?
jupitereyed: kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful. I SHIT YOU NOT. That’s basically the song without all of the...
People are like refrigerators.
joshifereverlark: ayaisamazing: It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or plain, tall or short, or have things all over your face, because what truly matters is what’s inside you. this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
forsciencejohn: dirtydaryldixon: better start preparing for the season finale now. it doesn’t even matter what show this is for
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex watch....– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via atenderwolf)
You call me up again just to break me like a promise. So casually cruel in the...– Taylor Swift This quote gets me every time because I can relate to it so well. Having someone not quite letting me go and constantly bringing me up just to bring me down. (via whatourwordscantdescribe)
lucyintheskywithfandoms: tennasea: tennasea: omg a spider just crawled inside my keyboard don’t worry now, I’ve got him under ctrl get the fuck out